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Creative Xym being creative

 

Ah, 50 Shades of Grey. So inspiring for mocking up new, fictional knock-off book covers!

 

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The Tease Trilogy

So, everyone's first piss-take of 50 Shades of Grey was 50 Shades of Earl Grey Tea. And I was no exception. So, ladies and gentlemen, I give  you the 'Tease' trilogy

I have the power

Seems that Prince Adam/He-Man is all set for his leather bondage session with She-Ra/Princess Adore of the Tower Of Power. or something.

The Bottom Inspectors

Well, we all know what Space Monsters are famous for with their alien abductaping!

Fap fiction

Well, inspired by the mummy porn spoof I did, why not venture into Fan Fiction up at Hogwarts...

Harry and Hermione sat at the pottery wheel, moulding the clay together. Suddenly, Harry noticed that Hermione had fashioned a huge clay cock, and was suggestively sliding her hands slowly over the moistened moulded tumescent todger.

She turned her head to Harry, and gave him a significant look

. "Oh my God, Hermione! Are you fucking serious?"

"No, Harry, I'm fucking Sirius..."

Cheggers knocks you up

This fictional autobiography was inspired by having to watch Kill Keith and Cheggers dancing about in his gay sex dungeon and writhing on that pole. 

Whahey!

NB: This was a quick 2min hasty job to surprise someone, hence the text isn't as polished as I would like. Maybe I'll recreate it properly at some point

Bad Santa

So here it is, Merry Fistmas...

Unrealised visions

  • the cheesy 50 Shades Of Whey

  • necrophilic cockerknee ganster epic 50 Graves Of Krays

  • 50 Dave's Van Days (the predatory perving of David Van Day as he cruises in Dave's [burger] Van seeking a new nympho Theresa Bizarre for a dirty Dollar revival)

  • equine beastiality saga 50 Shades Of Neigh

  • hirsuit homo-erotic shaven haven 50 Shaves Of Gays

  • gardening castratory torture porn 50 Spades Of Spay

  • Hot Christ on Virgin carpentry action in 50 Lathes Of Pray

  • 50 Daves Of Dave (being specialist Starship "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now!" mannequin [mannequim?] auton action)

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