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Origin & Inspiration

24 Mar 2012

 

I went out pubbing and clubbing wearing a VERY tall hat. The amount of people who asked what I was wearing on my head - beyond belief. Hence this rant at gormsters not knowing what a hat is.

 

Xym - what the fuck are you wearing

What is that?

 

What

    is

        THAT?!?!

 

"What, upon your head is sat?"

Why, that's a hat, you blithering twat

(that's not a per-son-al attack

but don't you recognize a hat?)

 

It's clearly not a rat or bat

or Eastenders' big earring'd Pat

Nor feral brat or malformed cat

It's obviously a great big hat!

 

Ah, your eyes grow wide and fat

In shock and awe at my towering hat

That's how I roll - it's where I'm at

A great fat twat in a great big hat

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