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Origin & Inspiration
24 Mar 2012
I went out pubbing and clubbing wearing a VERY tall hat. The amount of people who asked what I was wearing on my head - beyond belief. Hence this rant at gormsters not knowing what a hat is.
Xym - what the fuck are you wearing
What is that?
What
is
THAT?!?!
"What, upon your head is sat?"
Why, that's a hat, you blithering twat
(that's not a per-son-al attack
but don't you recognize a hat?)
It's clearly not a rat or bat
or Eastenders' big earring'd Pat
Nor feral brat or malformed cat
It's obviously a great big hat!
Ah, your eyes grow wide and fat
In shock and awe at my towering hat
That's how I roll - it's where I'm at
A great fat twat in a great big hat
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