Richie, would you like me to toast your marshmallowss

Origin & Inspiration

25 Jan 2013

This one came about when I worked at Aviva. We had a spare cabinet that we used to keep topped up with sweeties - mainly packs of Haribo. But one day I brought in some Low Fat Marshmallows for the lovely Janet.

The combination of Janet and Flumps immediately made me think of Janet's Humps.. I mean Tits and Ass, I mean, Fergie's My Humps song, and thus this pastiché was born.

I even created a mock Single cover for it...

Richie, would you like me to toast your marshmallows

Wotcha gonn do wit' all dem yums?

All dem yums inside yer tum?

I'm-a gonna gitchore stomach pumped

Stomach pumped from all dem Flumps

mah Flumps

mah Flumps, mah Flumps, mah Flumps,

my sweet marshmallow Flumps!

Check 'em out!

Mah name is Stacy Fergie

an' not teh Flump called Posie

or the Flump called Perkin

'coz Stacy wears no merkin

There's a Flump called Pootle

Jumpin' on mah tu-tu

Oh no that was Girls O'Lard

Green white pink and yellow

pillows of marshmallow

On the desk, made for sharin'

I say no, but they keep givin'

So I keep on takin'

An' no I ain't fakin'

we keep on eatin'

marshmallow treat sin

She'd got me spendin'

Oh, spendin' on mah moneh on sweets

an' spendin' time eatin'

She'd got me spendin'

Oh, spendin' on mah moneh on sweets

o-on sweets

on sweets...