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Origin & Inspiration
7 Oct 2011
This was a challenge set. You know that Euythmics Cheese song (Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world & the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for Stilton)?
Well, someone said can you do the same with Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody and curry? No-one got futher than the opening 2 lines. Betcha can't do the whole song Xym.
I took that bet...
Rhapsodising about feedin' so bohemian like you
Is this pillau rice?
Or is this just tandoori?
Bought a lamb bhuna
With a side dish of cheesy peas¹
Brace for the fire
Raise fork to your mouth
And feed...
I'm just a poor boy
I need a cup of tea
Coz my...
...mouth's on fire, mouth's gone numb
Feel it burning through my bum
Anyway, my wind blows...
...poisoning and gassing
meeeee...
Poor me :(
Mamma, just ate a naan
Poppadoms I've tried instead
With lime pickle (that I dread)
Mamma, dinner's just begun
Perhaps I should have tried a mild Sathay
Masaala, ow-ow-ow-ow
Those spices make me cry
I think I'll have The Ring Of Fire
Tomorrow
Curry on, Curry on
'coz nothing really madras
Too late, my dinner's gone
I washed it down with wine
Rectum stinging all the time
Goodbye every bhaji
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the loo
Korma, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I think I'm gonna die
I sometimes wish I never ate this at all
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
MEAT!
Biryani
(Biryani)
Biryani
(Biryani)
Biryani
(Biryani)
Sag aloo!
(Aloo go-go-go-gobi)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
for this loo is quarantined
From my bum, 'gravy' flows
Pebbledash the bowl
I chunder...
Nooooo!
It's coming from both ends !
('gravy' flows)
I chunder
It's coming from both ends!
('gravy' flows)
I chunder
It's coming from both ends!
coming from both ends!
coming from both ends!
No no no no no no no no No!
Oh Ring of fire! Ring of fire!
Ring of fire needs anusol
The Rice & Spice
Has forever wrecked my guts
For me
For me
Poor meeeeeeeeee!
Now I know I can eat Chilli Phall and not die!
But the gas from my bot fills the bedroom all night
Oh headache!
The stench gives me a headache...
Just got to get out..
Just get to come right out of here...
I feel the sting of madras
Every time I pee
And nothing stops the splatters
Nothing stops the splatters
From me
(Still it makes my wind blow.)
¹ ON MENU AS MOTOR PONIR. BRILLIANT! I WONDER IF THEY DO SQUEEZY MOTOR PONIR...