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Origin & Inspiration

9 Dec 2011

 

Now, This little ditty came about during a Team Breakfast, when we popped over to Debenham's Café - we were discussing music, and Busta Rhymes & Flo-Rida's names came up, and I immediately thought Nursery (Busta) Rhymes.

(Their names came up because a couple of ancient harridans were gossiping loudly nearby, and how one had copped off with a young rapper about a quarter of her age. Much talk about her dried up snatch after a significant time of celibacy - which quite put me off me sausage, I can tell you!) 

NB: Up until this point, I had only heard of Flo-Rida, and assumed it was Flow Rider. In was in this discussion I was made aware it was actually Florida, being where's he's from, with a hyphen added to make it look all street.

 

Nursery Busta Rhymes

Little Miss "muff it!"

Sat on her tush - It

heated her turd bomb-bay

 

Along came Flo-Rida

Who put it in cider

And brushed all her cobwebs away!

 

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