Millinery exile

Origin & Inspiration

26 Mar 2012

Whilst down The Waterfront in The Hat, some chav tried to thieve my hat, so I swiftly retrieved it. He took exception to me reclaiming my hat, and complained to his boyfriend who decided he was going to stab me up. Luckily, it was all overheard, and I was snuck out of there afore the knifings began.

Millinery exile

That hat you see atop The Xym

almost caused a knife victim!

Xym thwarted death from gay chav cunts

by fleeing from The Waterfront

So now he dares not wear the hat

in case he ends up stabbed by twats

Especially if their time does come

and try and stab Xym... UP THE BUM!

(that's with a cock, and not a knife,

that low-down, thieving, gayboy's wife)