I'm no good at chatting up

Coz I'm too shy to speak

Enough to drive The Xym to drink²

And leer at waitresses

Who always clear the mugs piled up

- I'd give her 'the wink'!

But you will always find Xym by the window in Starbucks.

I sit there and admire the view

Watch Pretties go to work³

They all fancy someone else

And never Xym the troll

Sat there on me own

Fat boy Xym sups up his brew

That's why you'll always find Xym by the window in Starbucks

You will always find Xym sat there perving at Pretties

You will always find Xym by the window in Starbucks

Then I met this gorgeous chick

I said "I write a strange blog"

She was into Church and God

But I ain't no bible nut

 

(This was in the one on St. Stephens)

 

I had no luck with her :(

You will still find Xym by the window in Starbucks

You will still find Xym by the window in Starbucks

Some day I'll meet a pretty girl

Who'll fall in love with Xym

We'll both walk into a Starbucks

And drink a new latte

 

And I'll have done my time by the window in Starbucks

Done my time sat there perving at Pretties.

He'll have done his time by the window in Starbucks

He'll have done his time sat there perving at Pretties

He'll have done his time by the window in Starbucks.