Inspired by the Lord Mayor's thingy

Origin & Inspiration

13 Jul 2013

This one came about when I tried to meet up with friends in Chav'll Thieve Gardens. I had an appointment up by John Lewis, and found myself unable to get across St Stephens due to the Procession and Castle Mall underpass being cut off due to a fire alarm closing the Mall.

Then, once the parade had passed, it's still gatting through the usual city fucktards - busy City Saturdays are the worst!

Inspired by the Lord Mayor's thingy

Twats with prams and feral kids

Twats with arms all interlinked

Twats who just get in the way

I hate the City on Saturday

Dickheads dancing in your path

Dickheads who loudly vent their wrath

Dickheads just get in the way

I hate the City on Saturday

Div's loose change with which they pay

Divs checking bags in shop doorways

Divs who just get in the way

I hate the City on Saturday

Cunts who walk at a snail's pace

Cunts who think they're in a race

Cunts who just get in the way

I hate the City on Saturday

Old gits shove in front of you

ignore those who are in the queue

Old gits just get in the way

I hate the City on Saturday

Schoolgirls bragging in Starbucks

of all the teachers that they've fucked

People with fuck all to say

I hate the City on Saturday

Couples having domestics

whilst they're having hissy fits

Couples to each other say

"I hate your guts" on Saturday

Arseholes who are passing by

giving you the evil eye

Arseholes to be kept at bay

Especially on a Saturday

Politely ask "Excuse me hun"

It's not too hard, and then you're done

It's a good thing Xym don't have a gun

When he's out on Saturday