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Origin & Inspiration

13 Dec 2013

 

This pastiché of Slade's So Here It Is, Merry Christmas came about due to another challenge - who can come up with the perviest Xmas carol. One worse than The Goodies Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me. So I did...

 

Iiiit's Fiiiiiiisssttmaaaaaaaass...

♪ Are you wanking in a sock behind your wall?

Is it time a Sexy Santa licked your balls?

Is it bondage in the Fungeon

Just like Fifty Shades Of Grey?

Do the fairies say it's PC to be gay?

 

So here it is, Merry Fistmas

give the wife one up the bum

Look to bukkake now,

and flood her face with cum

 

Are you waiting for your climax to arrive?

Are you sure your vadge has room to spare inside?

Does a tranny always tell ya

That their King Dong is the best

Then they're sucking cock and whoring with the best?

 

So here it is, Merry Fistmas

 give the wife one up the bum

Look to bukkake now,

and flood her face with cum

 

What will your Daddy do

when he sees your momma piss on Santa Clause?

Urolagnia-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaah

 

Are you wanking in a sock behind your wall?

Are you hoping for a ho to booty call?

Do you rim your partner's backside

With a buttplug that you've made

When your glands have been torn off and you've been spayed ♪

 

So here it is, Merry Fistmas

 give the wife one up the bum

Look to bukkake now,

and flood her face with cum

 

So here it is, Merry Fistmas

 give the wife one up the bum

(Iiiit's Fiiiiiiisssttmaaaaaaaass.)

Look to bukkake now,

and flood her face with cum

 

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