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Origin & Inspiration
13 Dec 2013
This pastiché of Slade's So Here It Is, Merry Christmas came about due to another challenge - who can come up with the perviest Xmas carol. One worse than The Goodies Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me. So I did...
Iiiit's Fiiiiiiisssttmaaaaaaaass...
♪ Are you wanking in a sock behind your wall?
Is it time a Sexy Santa licked your balls?
Is it bondage in the Fungeon
Just like Fifty Shades Of Grey?
Do the fairies say it's PC to be gay?
So here it is, Merry Fistmas
give the wife one up the bum
Look to bukkake now,
and flood her face with cum
Are you waiting for your climax to arrive?
Are you sure your vadge has room to spare inside?
Does a tranny always tell ya
That their King Dong is the best
Then they're sucking cock and whoring with the best?
So here it is, Merry Fistmas
give the wife one up the bum
Look to bukkake now,
and flood her face with cum
What will your Daddy do
when he sees your momma piss on Santa Clause?
Urolagnia-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaah
Are you wanking in a sock behind your wall?
Are you hoping for a ho to booty call?
Do you rim your partner's backside
With a buttplug that you've made
When your glands have been torn off and you've been spayed ♪
So here it is, Merry Fistmas
give the wife one up the bum
Look to bukkake now,
and flood her face with cum
So here it is, Merry Fistmas
give the wife one up the bum
(Iiiit's Fiiiiiiisssttmaaaaaaaass.)
Look to bukkake now,
and flood her face with cum