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Origin & Inspiration

8 Jun 2011

 

This pastiché of the opening credits to The Trap Door came out of my blog All my days, am I moulding your clay, where I was doing phobias, when it occured to me:

 

Xenophobia = Fear of strangers

Morph Tony Hart's claymation creation

Therefore Xenomorph-phobia would be a fear of strange clay aliens...

 

​Don't you open that airlock

Somewhere...

    ...in the dark and nasty regions...

        ...where nobody goes...

            ...stands a terraforming colony.

 

Arriving in this dank & uninviting place comes Carter Burke ("Adiós, muchachos"), overworked servant of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation.

 

   >BURKE!                             

   >Bring back a specimen..._             

 

But that's nothing, compared to the horrors that're powerloaded out the airlock.

 

For there is always something out there... 

 

    In the dark.

 

        Waiting to get in!

 

♪♫ Don't you open that airlock

(you're a fool if you dare!)

♫ Don't you open that airlock

(Coz there's something out there!)

 

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