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Origin & Inspiration
8 Jun 2011
This pastiché of the opening credits to The Trap Door came out of my blog All my days, am I moulding your clay, where I was doing phobias, when it occured to me:
Xenophobia = Fear of strangers
Morph Tony Hart's claymation creation
Therefore Xenomorph-phobia would be a fear of strange clay aliens...
Don't you open that airlock
Somewhere...
...in the dark and nasty regions...
...where nobody goes...
...stands a terraforming colony.
Arriving in this dank & uninviting place comes Carter Burke ("Adiós, muchachos"), overworked servant of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation.
>BURKE!
>Bring back a specimen..._
But that's nothing, compared to the horrors that're powerloaded out the airlock.
For there is always something out there...
In the dark.
Waiting to get in!
♪♫ Don't you open that airlock ♫
(you're a fool if you dare!)
♫ Don't you open that airlock ♪
(Coz there's something out there!)